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COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via pizza)


my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi, via hi)

"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."
- Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)

(Source: lookingforsomeonewhocares, via jailor)


are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via zackisontumblr)



one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(via zackisontumblr)


What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via zackisontumblr)


maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via hi)

  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots



Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via jailor)


pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)


i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

(via possiblypensive)


What you said: I’m from Australia

What they heard: G’day mate, crikey this weather’s crazy. I’ll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.

(via victoriashinnes)

  • Juliet: nah i got snapchat tho ;)